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Love Beyond Reasonable Doubt

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I told her I’d teach her about Jurisdiction, Only if we could change the venue to my place  That the prosecution,  Can rest her case at my place Where I would make an order of specific performance, Of a contract for service Then make her take a look at my brief While practising some lateral equality Because what better alibi could she have Than spending the night with me?  She became fully vested, Hoping that I did not object to her leading question- Of adjourning to the bedroom Hoping to be a very vocal advocate if  I gave her my instructions well Her body was “ultra vires”, thicker than my Con Law textbook,  It was beyond my power to control myself around her And I would be held liable for negligence- If I neglected to scooch closer to her  They call me learned hand for a reason- I sued the dress off her  Made her call me Equity Cause I made her come with clean hands  I showed her my opening statement; It was up to her to close  And I gave ...