A LAW STUDENT’S VALENTINE’S CONTRACT

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In the Matter of Love:

Whereas, on the fourteenth day of February, henceforth referred to as Valentine's Day,

Two hearts did meet in the jurisdiction of affection,

Hereby establishing a contract of mutual adoration and devotion.

 

Whereas, pursuant to the terms of said agreement,

The parties involved did exchange tokens of affection, hereinafter referred to as "gifts",

These gifts shall be considered binding and irrevocable expressions of love.

 

Whereas, it is hereby decreed that declarations of love,

In the form of spoken word or written expression,

Shall constitute legally binding affirmations of commitment.

 

Whereas, any breach of this contract,

Including but not limited to neglect, indifference, or infidelity,

Shall be subject to restitution in the form of heartfelt apologies and sincere efforts to mend the bonds of affection.

 

Therefore, let it be known to all parties concerned,

That the spirit of Valentine's Day shall endure,

And the bonds of love shall remain steadfast and true,

In perpetuity.

 

Signed and sealed this fifteenth day of February,

In the year of our affection.

 

By: Rose Wavinya.

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